CZECH REPUBLIC Captain Kaberle is kicking it up a notch
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RUSSIA OK Nabby, that’s enough rest
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UNITED STATES By the power of Tortorella, not Grayskull
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FINLAND We need to shoot the puck more
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SWEDEN Henrik Lundqvist is his name, and he came to tame the Danes
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SWITZERLAND This time, Aebischer didn’t make a single save
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NORWAY Nash-ing their teeth in frustration
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GERMANY We couldn’t rock USA like a hurricane
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DENMARK Sweden was harsh on Hirsch
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BELARUS Even in defeat, we prefer “Belarusians,” not “Belorussians,” “Belarussians,” “Byelorussians,” or “White Russians.” Thank you for your cooperation.
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LATVIA He shall henceforth be known as Masalskis the Magnificent
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SLOVAKIA There’s a choice we’re making, we’re saving our own lives
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FRANCE Surrender? Never!
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SLOVENIA Seriously, what is this obsession with 5-1?
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ITALY Who’s the leader of the club that hasn’t won a game? M-I-C, K-E-Y...
