1.
CANADAThe Big Red and White Machine
2.
RUSSIALet’s smash some cuckoo clocks
3.
SWEDENTre Kronor does très bien in the quarter-finals
4.
CZECH REPUBLICTime to make Prague proud
5.
UNITED STATESYes, it’s the quarter-finals, but beware of the 25-percent rule
6.
FINLANDDo we ever get to play a team from our own continent?
7.
SWITZERLANDKrueger will sing Starship’s “Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now” before they play Russia
8.
NORWAYHey Belarus, got any advice for us?
9.
LATVIAHelmut Balderis had a mustache - is there a lesson to be learned from this?
10.
BELARUSGive us the 2014 Worlds and we’ll make Minsk-meat out of our rivals
11.
DENMARKConnie Nielsen is hot, and so is beating Belarus in OT
12.
GERMANYOK, time to talk about Bayern Munich
13.
SLOVAKIAOK, time to talk about Rob Niedermayer
14.
FRANCELike Voltaire, let us cultivate our hockey players
15.
SLOVENIAHelp us, Todd Elik, you’re our only hope
16.
ITALYWhen the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s not relegation
