CANADANo way, Norway
RUSSIAWho let the bears out? Grr! Grr! Grr! Grr!
SWEDENWeinhandl knows how to handle himself
FINLANDFrom Sammy Davis Jr. to Sammy Hagar to Sami Lepisto
CZECH REPUBLICBring back Reichel and Dopita
UNITED STATESCompletely Finnish-ed
SWITZERLANDWe need to start putting the puck in someone else’s net
NORWAYGreatness is Top Eight-ness
BELARUSWe’ll win gold when we hire Tiger Williams as an assistant
LATVIAHonk if you love beavers
GERMANYNext year, just ask: what would Hans Zach do?
DENMARKCopenhagen does not believe in tears, it believes in beers
SLOVAKIAAs a hockey general, Julius Supler ain’t Julius Caesar
FRANCEIt’s better than the Plains of Abraham
ITALYRemember the good old days of 1994 when we came sixth?
SLOVENIAThis is a slow, painful Power Ranking