CANADAElizabeth II is the Queen of Canada, and right now, Dany I is the King
RUSSIAReady for anything, even quadruple overtime
SWITZERLANDYo, anybody wanna play us in the quarter-finals?
CZECH REPUBLICWe have great respect for Italy (in football)
UNITED STATESWe asked Pominville to recruit more Canadians, but did he listen? No!
FINLANDHail the three straight wins of Doug Sheddeninen
SWEDENWhen you lose, it’s like cholera and the plague at the same time
NORWAYOur life expectancy just went up again
DENMARKWhatever happens now, the party is at Legoland
GERMANYAgainst Norway, they played like some bush-league team from Holland
BELARUSThe triumph over France must be reported in every newspaper
LATVIAReports of shattered eardrums in the Halifax area
SLOVAKIANo offence, but you definitely are going to get mixed up with Slovenia now
SLOVENIAEven less offence, ditto
ITALYIf only Canadians knew how to cook spaghetti right
FRANCECan we add Bozon?