CANADANobody’s perfect, but Canada’s close
RUSSIAMorozov, Morozov, he’s our man: if he can’t do it, no one Kazan
UNITED STATESAgainst Slovenia, Phil made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs
CZECH REPUBLICJaromir, since you said you plan to keep playing...
SWEDENMy my, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrender
FINLANDYou do realize that was Norway, not Sweden?
SWITZERLANDSwitzerland’s made the Qualifying Round, and Krokus is reuniting: can life get any better?
GERMANYBeautiful: Berlin bashes Bratislava
SLOVAKIASatan’s not scoring, Palffy’s not scoring - what’s wrong with this team?
NORWAYDo you believe in Norwegian miracles? ALMOST!
DENMARKAll Danes are proud of you (and so is Peter Westermark)
BELARUSAny other NHLers we can bring in?
SLOVENIA5-1, 5-1...at least they’re consistent
ITALYMarcus Aurelius had a dream that was Rome - this is not it
LATVIAAt least nobody threw a shoe
FRANCELe jour de gloire n’est pas arrivé