1.
CANADADon’t wanna boast, but we’re the hosts with the most: all of our foes are toast on the coast
2.
RUSSIACapital punishment is back
3.
FINLANDAl MacInnis, you’ve got nothing on Ville Koistinen
4.
CZECH REPUBLICYou can’t stop Marcus Nilson, you can only try to contain him
5.
SWEDENIt’s about doing the little things right, like not allowing a goal with six seconds left
6.
UNITED STATESTorts, you have a right to be mad
7.
SWITZERLANDDiPietro is di man
8.
NORWAYOK, we lost, but Latvia originally imported beavers from us in 1927
9.
BELARUSBelarusian shootout researchers work furiously to clone Dmitry Meleshko
10.
LATVIAAfter our win over Norway, all the beavers in Latvia are smiling
11.
DENMARKAgainst Switzerland, we played like the Little Mermaid
12.
GERMANYThe turning point was when Eric Staal got up and had breakfast
13.
SLOVAKIANow we’re in the “Big Thirteen”
14.
FRANCEBaguettes and cheese for everyone!
15.
SLOVENIAThere must be a better way to celebrate the IIHF’s 100th anniversary
16.
ITALYThe Gauls have sacked Rome again
