1.
CANADAElizabeth II is the Queen of Canada, and right now, Dany I is the King
2.
RUSSIAReady for anything, even quadruple overtime
3.
SWITZERLANDYo, anybody wanna play us in the quarter-finals?
4.
CZECH REPUBLICWe have great respect for Italy (in football)
5.
UNITED STATESWe asked Pominville to recruit more Canadians, but did he listen? No!
6.
FINLANDHail the three straight wins of Doug Sheddeninen
7.
SWEDENWhen you lose, it’s like cholera and the plague at the same time
8.
NORWAYOur life expectancy just went up again
9.
DENMARKWhatever happens now, the party is at Legoland
10.
GERMANYAgainst Norway, they played like some bush-league team from Holland
11.
BELARUSThe triumph over France must be reported in every newspaper
12.
LATVIAReports of shattered eardrums in the Halifax area
13.
SLOVAKIANo offence, but you definitely are going to get mixed up with Slovenia now
14.
SLOVENIAEven less offence, ditto
15.
ITALYIf only Canadians knew how to cook spaghetti right
16.
FRANCECan we add Bozon?
