CANADAThe Big Red and White Machine
RUSSIALet’s smash some cuckoo clocks
SWEDENTre Kronor does très bien in the quarter-finals
CZECH REPUBLICTime to make Prague proud
UNITED STATESYes, it’s the quarter-finals, but beware of the 25-percent rule
FINLANDDo we ever get to play a team from our own continent?
SWITZERLANDKrueger will sing Starship’s “Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now” before they play Russia
NORWAYHey Belarus, got any advice for us?
LATVIAHelmut Balderis had a mustache - is there a lesson to be learned from this?
BELARUSGive us the 2014 Worlds and we’ll make Minsk-meat out of our rivals
DENMARKConnie Nielsen is hot, and so is beating Belarus in OT
GERMANYOK, time to talk about Bayern Munich
SLOVAKIAOK, time to talk about Rob Niedermayer
FRANCELike Voltaire, let us cultivate our hockey players
SLOVENIAHelp us, Todd Elik, you’re our only hope
ITALYWhen the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s not relegation